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“Get out of the car!”

One of my friends emailed this to me this morning. I laughed so hard I cried. I don’t know if it’s “true,” and I usually don’t post things like this, but this is HILARIOUS. Read it for yourself: Get...

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A Joke, Toddler Style

“Claire would you like some ice cream?” “Ice cream? No…I want ice CREEK! Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha! I said, ‘ice CREEK!’ not ‘ice CREAM!’ HA HA HA ICE CREEK!! I made a JOKE!” Ladies and gentlemen,...

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

The following was sent to me via email from one of my friends. I literally started laughing so hard, out loud, that Claire kept saying, “What, Momma!? What!?” Ha! (And, yes, I’m curious to see what...

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I’ve always wondered why it’s called FURniture…

One of our friends forwarded us a funny email. This makes me laugh, so I decided to share! Honestly, I haven’t fielded many complaints about our pets, but if we ever have to, here is a handy list. To...

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I could see this happening at my house.

I’ve mentioned these comics before.  This one makes me laugh…and not necessarily because it’s so funny, but because it’s so true! 

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Knock Knock

Claire: Knock Knock Me: Who’s there? Claire: Banana Me: Banana who? Claire: Banana Owl! At first, I laughed to be polite, but then the punch line hit me and I laughed for real. Get it? A banana that...

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What do you call really old vampires?

Today at lunch, Claire was explaining some of the games she plays with the other kids at Recess. They run around and chase each other, and they take on the roles of different characters. I remember...

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